October 14, 2014
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Kuda dan Jokowi
“Lama banget nggak dateng-dateng nih.” “Hhhh…” (mata melekat ke smartphone) “Eh, ngapain itu?” (Dua orang membawa patung kuda warna emas ke panggung) “Kuda?” “Kenapa harus kuda?” “Mana mau Jokowi naik kuda? Kalau Prabowo mau.” “Iya ya…” “….” (kembali melihat smartphone) “Lama sekali ya…” “Hoahmmm…” (mengucek mata) “….” (memutar video “Sakitnya Tuh Di Sini”) Continue reading
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Tentang Zuckerberg
“Bacanya zukerbeg atau zakerbeg?” “Hmm.. fakerbeg?” “Zakar…” “Haha…” “Atau zakar buruk.” “Itu kan nama keluarga di Jerman.” “Oh gitu…” “Kalau bahasa Jerman dibaca apa adanya.” “Zukerbeg ya…” “Jadi TV One salah nih!” “Haha. as usual.” “Liputan enam betul nih. Zukerbeg.” “…..” (hening, menunggu Jokowi-JK) Prok prok prok… (orang-orang di meja depan bertepuk tangan tiba-tiba) “Hahaha.… Continue reading
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Jokowi is Unfashionably Late…
They said he’d come around 9. Well, it’d be ten I guess considering the traffic. But I never thought he could be this late for the talks. It’s 2 minutes to 11 am. We journalists and newsroom leaders of Jawa Pos are awaiting like morons. UPDATE: The event was over minutes ago at 13.40. And… Continue reading
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