The Yogic Boner

‎My female friend who is a yogini is not by any means the sexiest creature throughout the Milky Way. She is not as busty as Julia Perez or Castano, whoever she is now married to. She is not even close to Sophia Latjuba, her idol. Latjuba is a celebrity she is so desperately aspired to look like.

But one fine morning, while she was teaching a small class consisting of family members, she encountered an awkward situation ever.

The teenage boy in the class had shown a hard and apparent morning wood. It was not a mere slight bulge; it was significant enough to let people know he was sexually aroused, which was impossible because it was an ordinary yoga class setting. No nudity was involved, simply because it was not a nude yoga class. That was why she and his mother got so bewildered.

How could this happen? The boy looked calm but obviously enough he couldn’t control his mind, or lust, or penis?

She asked me a lot. “Why and how could he get a boner in my class? Does a man always erect in the morning? Even in the middle of a yoga class with an ordinary looking, rather tightly but decently clad, unprovocative female teacher like me?”

Of course, a penis has a head yet it doesn’t think. At all. So it can never explain why it happens.

My best advice to handle this super awkward situation is just let him enjoy whatever happening in his body and mind. Simply pretend you see nothing erecting in his groin. Act normal, for God’s sake. Or else he’ll leave not only your classes but also stay away from anything related to yoga. Boys are also thin skinned! They can be traumatized by imprudent yoga instructors who blatantly tell them,”You are so rigid” or ask loudly,”Hey boy, what in me made you get a boner?”

(Image credit: Wikimedia)

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