IKEA Itu Mana?

“IKEA itu mana ya, mas?”

“Hah, IKEA itu apa?”

“IKEA itu mana?”

“Iya tau tapi IKEA itu apa?”

(Hening sejenak)

“IKEA itu‎ toko oleh-oleh.. dari Malaysia.”

“Hmmm…”

“Mas ini gak pernah ke mana-mana ya? Hhh.”

(Hening lama)

“Jadi ini nanti kita ke mana?”

“Ke IKEA, mas!”

“IKEA apaan sih?”

“Ya ampun. Itu lho. Hmm, IKEA tuh.. hmm tempat jual oleh-oleh‎ yang lucu-lucu itu!”

“Ga tau.”

‎”Ah, payah kamu, mas!”

“Ya, tapi masak aku disuruh tau semua tempat di sini? Aku bukan sopir taksi.”

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Writer & yogi
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